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The titles have generally been taken from the transcriptions themselves, please let
me know if I have mis-filed any under the wrong date/title. (Titles in blue are scripts on the main page)
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The first 'transcript' column lists the most accurate transcript I know of for that show. If I don't know which is the most accurate, or there are two or more independant transcript which I haven't yet compared, then the first column is left blank. |
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Independant transcriptions of the same show are listed in seperate rows. Transripts in each row are in approximate chronological order newest to oldest. |
Series 1 - May 1951 through December 1951 |
| Episode | Transcript | Title | ||
| 01 | (The very first goon show - untitled) [Also in "The Essential Spike Milligan" by Alexande Games] |
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Series 2 - January 1952 through July 1952 |
| Episode | Transcript | Title | ||
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Series 3 - November 1952 through June 1953 |
| Episode | Transcript | Title | |
Series 4 - October 1953 through April 1954 |
| Episode | Transcript | Title | ||
| 02 | dsa | The Man Who Tried to Destroy London's Monuments | ||
| 03 | dp | Ghastly Experiments of Dr. Hans Eidelburger | ||
| 15 | ajw gsps |
The Missing Prime Minister | ||
| 18 | dp | The History of Communications | ||
| 23 | po ka sy pw sy sr | The Greatest Mountain In The World | ||
| 24 | gsps | The Collapse of the British Railway Sandwich System | ||
| 25 | ajw | The Silent Bugler | ||
| 29 | ab | The Great Bank of England Robbery | ||
| sp | po sy mw sr sd |
The Starlings | ||
Series 5 - August 1954 through March 1955 |
| Episode | Transcript | Title | ||
| 01 | ajw po ka sy pw sr | The Whistling Spy Enigma | ||
| 02 | ajw | The Lost Gold Mine (of Charlotte) | ||
| 03 | ajw pw sy kp po ka |
The Dreaded Batter Pudding Hurler (of Bexhill-on-Sea) [Also in "Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] [Also in "The Goons: The Story" by Norma Farnes] |
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| 04 | ajw po sy pw ka | The Phantom Head Shaver (of Brighton) [Also in "Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 05 | ajw po pw | The Affair of the Lone Banana [Also in "Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 06 | ajw po ka kp | The Canal [Also in "Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 07 | ajw po ka sr gsps |
Lurgi Strikes Britian | ||
| 08 | po sy sr jp |
The Mystery Of The Marie Celeste (Solved) [Also in "The Goons: The Story" by Norma Farnes] |
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| 09 | sy sr sd |
The Last Tram from Clapham | ||
| 10 | sy ka jr ds | The Booted Gorilla | ||
| 11 | po ka sy sr | The Spanish Suitcase | ||
| 12 | po | pw | Dishonoured (or The Fall of Neddie Seagoon) | |
| 13 | po sy mw sr | Forog | ||
| 14 | po sy ka sr gsps |
Ye Bandit of Sherwood Forest | ||
| 15 | ajw po sy jr rs sr ka |
Nineteen Eighty Five | ||
| 16 | ajw | The Case of the Missing Heir | ||
| 17 | ajw ka sy sr | China Story | ||
| 18 | po sy ka ar sr sd |
Under Two Floorboards -- A Story of The Legion | ||
| 19 | ar gsps | The Missing Scroll (or The Lost Music of Purdom) | ||
| 20 | ajw gsps |
Nineteen Eighty Five (re-performed) | ||
| 21 | po sy ka sr | The Sinking Of Westminster Pier | ||
| 22 | po sy sr | The Fireball Of Milton Street | ||
| 23 | yti po sy sr | The Six Ingots of Leadenhall Street (or The Terrible Blasting of Moreton's Bank) | ||
| 24 | po ka sr gsps |
Yehti | ||
| 25 | ajw | ka | The White Box of Great Bardfield | |
| 26 | yti | The End (Confessions of a Secret Sennapod Drinker) | ||
Series 6 - September 1955 through April 1956 |
| Episode | Transcript | Title | ||
| 01 | ajw | dg | The Man Who Won the War (Seagoon MCC) | |
| 02 | ab | The Secret Escritoire | ||
| 03 | xxx | The Lost Emperor | ||
| 04 | ajw jr po sy pm | Napoleons Piano [Also in "Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 05 | ka sy pw jr ds | The Case of the Missing CD Plates | ||
| 06 | yti | Rommel's Treasure | ||
| 07 | ka | Foiled by President Fred (In Honour Bound) [Also in "Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 08 | yti | Shangri-La Again | ||
| 09 | amg | The International Christmas Pudding | ||
| 10 | dp | The Pevensey Bay Disaster | ||
| 11 | ab | The Sale of Manhattan (The Lost Colony) | ||
| 12 | po sy jh | The Terrible Revenge of Fred Fumanchu [Also in "The Book of the Goons" by Elizabeth Rose] |
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| 13 | ajw | The Lost Year | ||
| 14 | po ka ds | The Greenslade Story | ||
| 15 | po | ka | The Hastings Flyer - Robbed [Also in "Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 16 | pw po ka | The Mighty Wurlitzer [Also in "Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 17 | ab | The Raid of the International Christmas Pudding | ||
| 18 | ajw | Tales of Montmartre | ||
| 19 | ad trb |
The Jet-Propelled Guided NAAFI | ||
| 20 | po | ka | The House of Teeth [Also in "Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 21 | ajw | rh | Tales of Old Dartmoor | |
| 22 | ajw | The Choking Horror | ||
| 23 | ad | The Great Tuscan Salami Scandal | ||
| 24 | dp | The Treasure in the Lake | ||
| 25 | ka po sy jr pw | The Fear of Wages [Also in "The Essential Spike Milligan" by Alexande Games] |
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| 26 | jr po sy ph | Scradje | ||
| 27 | jr jk | The Man Who Never Was | ||
| s1 | The Missing Christmas Parcel | |||
| s2 | dp | The Goons Hit Wales | ||
| s3 | ajw | sr | China Story | |
Series 7 - October 1956 through March 1957 |
| Episode | Transcript | Title | ||
| 01 | ka po sy jr cpt | The Nasty Affair at the Burami Oasis | ||
| 02 | ajw jk abu |
Drums Along the Mersey | ||
| 03 | yti jm |
The Nadger Plague | ||
| 04 | dp | The MacReekie Rising of '74 | ||
| 05 | ajw | abu | The Spectre of Tintagel | |
| 06 | yti | The Sleeping Prince | ||
| 07 | dp | The Great Bank Robbery | ||
| 08 | ajw | Personal Narrative | ||
| 09 | The Mystery Of The Fake Neddie Seagoons [Also in "The Essential Spike Milligan" by Alexande Games] |
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| 10 | ajw | What's My Line | ||
| 11 | ajw | The Telephone | ||
| 12 | ka jr po sy cpt gsps |
The Flea | ||
| 13 | jh | Six Charlies in Search of an Author | ||
| 14 | gsps | Emperor of the Universe | ||
| 15 | ka sy jr cpt | Wings Over Dagenham | ||
| 16 | ka jr po sy ph md |
The Rent Collectors | ||
| 17 | yti | The Shifting Sands of Waziristan | ||
| 18 | kw | The Moon Show | ||
| 19 | pw | ka | The Mysterious Punch-Up-The-Conker | |
| 20 | kw | Round the World in Eighty Days | ||
| 21 | yti | Insurance – The White Man’s Burden | ||
| 22 | ka | The Africa Ship Canal | ||
| 23 | jk | Ill Met by Goonlight | ||
| 24 | yti | The Missing Boa Constrictor | ||
| 25 | ka po sy jr ds | The Histories of Pliny the Elder [Also in "Son of Curried Eggs" by Roger Wilmut] |
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| s1 | ajw | jk | Operation Christmas Duff [Also in "The Lost Goon Shows" by Spike Milligan] |
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| s2 | sf | Robin Hood | ||
| s3 | gsd | dp | The Reason Why | |
Series 8 - September 1957 through March 1958 |
| Episode | Transcript | Title | ||
| 01 | dp gsps |
Spon | ||
| 02 | yti | The Junk Affair | ||
| 03 | yti jm |
The Burning Embassy | ||
| 04 | ajw | jm | The Great Regent's Park Swim | |
| 05 | yti jm |
The Treasure in the Tower | ||
| 06 | gsd | tl | The Space Age | |
| 07 | ka | The Red Fort | ||
| 08 | kw | The Missing Battleship | ||
| 09 | gsps | The Policy | ||
| 10 | yti gsps |
King Solomon's Mines | ||
| 11 | yti | The Stolen Postman | ||
| 12 | yti | The Great British Revolution | ||
| 13 | yti | The Plasticine Man | ||
| 14 | yti | jk | The African Incident | |
| 15 | yti jm |
The Thing On the Mountain | ||
| 16 | po ka ds sy |
The (Great) String Robberies [Also in "The Book of the Goons" by Elizabeth Rose] |
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| 17 | s | The Moriarty Murder Mystery | ||
| 18 | yti po ds | The Curse of Frankenstein | ||
| 19 | jh | The White Neddy Trade | ||
| 20 | ab jm |
Ten Snowballs That Shook The World | ||
| 21 | mb jr po cpt | The Man Who Never Was | ||
| 22 | po pw mn |
World War One | ||
| 23 | sy pw jh | The Spon Plague [Also in "The Book of the Goons" by Elizabeth Rose] |
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| 24 | yti | Tiddleywinks | ||
| 25 | pw | The Evils Of Bushy Spon | ||
| 26 | yti | The Great Statue Debate | ||
Series Vintage Goons - Recorded June 1957 through March 1958 for the Transcription Service |
| Episode | Transcript | Title | ||
| 01 | kw | The Mummified Priest | ||
| 02 | ad | The Greatest Mountain in the World | ||
| 03 | ajw | kw | The Missing Ten Downing Street | |
| 04 | gsd | yti | The Giant Bombardon | |
| 05 | ka | cpt | The Kippered Herring Gang | |
| 06 | dp | The Vanishing Room | ||
| 07 | yti | The Ink Shortage | ||
| 08 | ajw | The Mustard and Cress Shortage | ||
| 09 | jk | The Internal Mountain [Also in "The Lost Goon Shows" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 10 | xxx ss |
The Silent Bugler [Also in "The Lost Goon Shows" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 11 | dp hb |
The Great Bank of England Robbery | ||
| 12 | jk | The Dreaded Piano Clubber [Also in "The Lost Goon Shows" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 13 | The Siege of Fort (K)Night [Also in "The Lost Goon Shows" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 14 | yti | The Albert Memorial | ||
Series 9 - November 1958 through February 1959 |
| Episode | Transcript | Title | ||
| 01 | jr po sy ds oc rs |
The Sahara Desert Statue (or The Nude Welshman) | ||
| 02 | gsps | I Was Monty's Treble | ||
| 03 | dp | The Million Pound Penny | ||
| 04 | gsd | Pam's Paper Insurance Policy | ||
| 05 | jm | The Mountain Eaters | ||
| 06 | ka sy jr ds | The Childe Harolde Rewarde | ||
| 07 | gsps | The Seagoon Memoirs | ||
| 08 | ajw | kw | Queen Anne's Rain | |
| 09 | po | ka | The Battle of Spion Kop [Also in "More Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 10 | ajw po ka | Ned's Atomic Dustbin [Also in "More Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 11 | ajw | The Spy or Who is Pink Oboe [Also in "More Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 12 | ajw | ka jr pw bp jv sy |
The Call of the West [Also in "More Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 13 | ajw | jk | Dishonoured - Again [Also in "No More Curried Eggs For Me" by Roger Wilmut] |
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| 14 | po | pw ?? | The Scarlet Capsule (or Quatermass O.B.E.) [Also in "More Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 15 | xxx | The Tay Bridge [Also in "More Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 16 | xxx | The Gold Plate Robbery [Also in "More Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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| 17 | xxx | The Fifty Pound Cure [Also in "More Goon Show Scripts" by Spike Milligan] |
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Series 10 - December 1959 through January 1960 |
| Episode | Transcript | Title | ||
| 01 | ajw | A Christmas Carol | ||
| 02 | po sy jr jh | The Tale of Men's Shirts (or Tales of Men's Shirts, A Story of Down Under) [Also in "The Book of the Goons" by Elizabeth Rose] |
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The Chinese Legs | ||
| 04 | jy | jh | Robin's Post [Also in "The Book of the Goons" by Elizabeth Rose] |
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| 05 | jr sy ds | The Silver Dubloons | ||
| 06 | dp | The Last Smoking Seagoon | ||
Other |
| Episode | Transcript | Title | ||
| s1 | jk | The Last Goon Show of All [Also in "The Goons: The Story" by Norma Farnes] |
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| xxx | The Tree Maniac (the unfinished script) [Also in "The Lost Goon Shows" by Spike Milligan] |
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The Case of the Mukkinese Battle-Horn | |||
| rs | The World of the Goons lyrics | |||
| Key to transcribers and editors: | Mail (anti SPAM ecclesified) | Web | |
| ab | Andrew Bell (alias Footo) | goonshow eccles belltower.org | |
| abu | Alan Burton | ||
| ad | Alan Dicey (alias Muttley) | muttley eccles diceyhome.free-online.co.uk | |
| ajw | Tony Wills | goonshow1 eccles paradise.net.nz | www. |
| amg | AbsentMindedGenius | ||
| ar | Alastair Roxburgh | www | |
| bp | Brian Phillips | ||
| cpt | Christopher P. Thomas | ||
| cg | Christopher Gray | cedgray eccles ntlworld.com | www |
| dg | Digby Green | ||
| dj | David Josephson | davidj eccles rahul.net | www |
| dp | Darius Pranckunas (alias Moriarty) | ||
| ds | Debby Stark | debby eccles swcp.com | |
| dsa | David Saltmer (alias 15Ace) | ||
| gs | Graham Spray (alias Lord Nautilus) | o44s5 eccles unb.ca | |
| gsd | Goon Show Depository Transcription Forum | www | |
| gsps | Goon Show Preservation Society via Chris Hughes | www | |
| hb | Henning Baker | henningbaker eccles hotmail.com | |
| jh | Josh Hayes | ||
| jk | John Koster | ||
| jm | John Mathews | John.Mathews eccles canberra.edu.au | |
| jp | Jon Poole | ||
| jr | James H.G. Redekop | www | |
| jv | Julian Visch | jsv eccles math.canterbury.ac.nz | |
| ka | Kurt Adkins | www | |
| kp | Karen Phillips | kren eccles ios.com | |
| kw | Kate Wilson (alias K8) | ||
| mn | Marco Nadal | ||
| mb | Mark Bridgland | ||
| md | Mark Dunbar & Mark ? & Alf Lacis | ||
| mw | Mark Wallace | mwallace eccles noknok.nl | |
| nok | Niall O'Keeffe | web eccles niallok.com | www |
| oc | Owen Carter | ||
| ph | Peter Harris | pdh eccles ecs.soton.ac.uk | |
| pm | Paul Martin | ||
| po | Peter Olausson | goonfan eccles hexmaster.com | www |
| psw | Paul S. Winalski | prune eccles Ankh-Morpork.mv.com | |
| pw | Paul Webster | paul eccles spidersweb.freeserve.co.uk | www |
| rh | Reed Hedges | ||
| rs | Russell Street | ||
| s | Tilde Clark (alias Stratford) | fosca44 eccles hotmail.com | www |
| sd | Steve Dale | chipper eccles ihug.co.nz | |
| sf | Andy(alias Stringy Flea) | nixons_back eccles hotmail.com | |
| sr | Simon Rushbrook | www | |
| ss | Stephen Sadler (alias Tomino) | ||
| sy | Stephen Yensen | ||
| tl | (alias The Legs) | ||
| trb | (alias The Red Boyo) | ||
| yti | John Haddock (alias Yukka Tukka Indians) | ||
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